Indoor Sex Please
A ship once was caught in a dreadful storm. And try as they may, the captain and his team could not save the ship. The ship sank and a computer programmer who was on board was washed ashore a strange island. He dragged himself to the safety of a cove nearby and fell unconscious onto the floor.
When he opened his eyes, he saw that he was surrounded by a strange tribe of people who spoke a strange tongue. They all crowded around and looked at him with astonishment. Apparently this was the first time, they were seeing another human come from the sea. They treated their new guest with great respect. They gave him coconut juice and some meal which had some fleshy thing in it. They took him around their precious island and showed him a grotesque figure. The computer programmer thought it was their deity.
At night, they did a strange hoogaa-boogaa dance. The programmer was also invited to the dance. It was pretty easy and they all had great fun. Many days passed and the programmer decided to teach his new friends the miracles of mordern science.
Now that he was versed in the new tongue, he told them of a box which could do many things simultaneously. It was called as the computer. You could write in it and read materials from all over the world from it. You could send letters to people in other places. As he started describing the computer, the tribesmen started chanting "Indoor Sex Please" in a very low voice.
He described more about the computer. He described process management and thread management. The chanting became louder. "Indoor Sex Please, Indoor Sex Please". When he started describing Virtual Memory they started screaming "Indoor Sex Please, Indoor Sex Please". So excitedly the programmer asked him to take him to this place where Indoor Sex was.
They took him to the cabin next to the chieftains. Inside sat one tribesman, playing solitaire on a computer. Next to the computer was a manual of --- Windows XP.
A ship once was caught in a dreadful storm. And try as they may, the captain and his team could not save the ship. The ship sank and a computer programmer who was on board was washed ashore a strange island. He dragged himself to the safety of a cove nearby and fell unconscious onto the floor.
When he opened his eyes, he saw that he was surrounded by a strange tribe of people who spoke a strange tongue. They all crowded around and looked at him with astonishment. Apparently this was the first time, they were seeing another human come from the sea. They treated their new guest with great respect. They gave him coconut juice and some meal which had some fleshy thing in it. They took him around their precious island and showed him a grotesque figure. The computer programmer thought it was their deity.
At night, they did a strange hoogaa-boogaa dance. The programmer was also invited to the dance. It was pretty easy and they all had great fun. Many days passed and the programmer decided to teach his new friends the miracles of mordern science.
Now that he was versed in the new tongue, he told them of a box which could do many things simultaneously. It was called as the computer. You could write in it and read materials from all over the world from it. You could send letters to people in other places. As he started describing the computer, the tribesmen started chanting "Indoor Sex Please" in a very low voice.
He described more about the computer. He described process management and thread management. The chanting became louder. "Indoor Sex Please, Indoor Sex Please". When he started describing Virtual Memory they started screaming "Indoor Sex Please, Indoor Sex Please". So excitedly the programmer asked him to take him to this place where Indoor Sex was.
They took him to the cabin next to the chieftains. Inside sat one tribesman, playing solitaire on a computer. Next to the computer was a manual of --- Windows XP.
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